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lovely shayaries
12/25/06
Zindagi me kuch na mila humko to kya gam hai, Aapki dosti mili humko ye kya kam hai, Aapke dil me ek chotisi jagah jo pa lu, To woh jagah TAJ MAHAL se kya kam hai.

Dil-e-nadaan tujhe hua kya hai, akhir is dard ki dawa kya hai. Humko un ke wafa ki hai umeed, jo nahin jante wafa kya hai.

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, Prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya, Koine kadar kya chee amari, Ame to bus yaado saathe ramta thai gaya.

Hum ruthe to kiske bharose, Kaun hai jo aayega hume manane ke liye, Ho sakta hai taras aa bhi jayee unko, Par dil kahaa se laau unse ruth jaane ke liye.

Shnehi nu Milan jetlu madhur chee, A sneh thi dil churchur chee, Aakash ne dhara aam to nathi malta, Toy kshitiz nu naam mashur chee.

Naa jane yeh nazre kyu udas raheti hai, Najane inhe kis ki talash raheti hai, Ye jankar ke bhi ki woh kismat mai nahi, Phir bhi unko paane ki aas kyu hoti hai.


Har Phul Ki Ajab Kahani Hai,Chup Rehna Bhi Pyar Ki Nishani Hai,Kahi Koi Zakham Nahi Phir Bhi Kyu Ye Daar Ka Ehsas Hai,Lagta Hai Mere Dil Ka Tukda Kisike Paaaaas Hai.

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funny shayaries
12/23/06
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To ......... ki kasam MUMBAI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua ? Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya.

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Mhais ghus jaye.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.


Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahuncheaur khuda tumse
puche, Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???
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COLLECTION OF SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT..
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.

Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare, tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na kare....!!

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya. Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya. Intezar To Sab Karte He, Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se, ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

Har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai..Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE,Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUKOO,Ur INOCENCE can b compared 2a KID,but in STUPIDITY... U'hv no comparison! U R D BEST....Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai. Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale Aate Hai. Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair. Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai.Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat 's' se ki.S se SURAJS se SUBAHS se SWAGATS se SAAZS se SANGITpar fir 's' se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki 's' se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth 's' se SAANS, SASURAL,SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur 'SANKAT' ho gaya .To hum 's' se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye 's' se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Ek sardar ki umbrella mein hole tha. kisine puchha pape umbrella me hole kyon? sardar bola oye barish ayegi to pata kese chalega!!!!

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!'

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai. Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai, Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..e hai..

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

Khuda se thoda reham khareed lete, aapke zakhmon ka marham khareed lete, agar kahin bikti khusiyan meri, to saari bech kar aapka har gum khareed lete.

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

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