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Nice Shayaries
9/10/07
Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Phool juda hai kato se,
Khushbu se nahi,
Hum juda hai unse,
Magar dil se nahi.

Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!

Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.

Raat ki taraf zindagi ne badaya hai haath
Ujaalon ka to nahin andheron ka hi mil jaaye saath
Kuch gum naami mein ji loon abhi
Subah na jaane hogi kabhi+----------+
Ujaalon ne to meri baat thukraai hai
Shayad raat ki tasveer mujh mein nazar aayi hai
Par andheron se karke wafa
Roshni ke daaman se na ho jaoon juda

Kuch bhi ho hausla abhi toota nahin
Kya hua jo raat ka saath choota nahin
Meri manzil hai kya raat jaan payegi
Kab tak mujhe gumnaami mein chupayegi
Dekhna subah ke suraj ki or mere saath hi jayegi.
posted by murali shetty @ 7:53 AM   0 comments
suna hai nazdeekiyaan ehsaas dilati hain..
dooriyan betaabi badhati hain..
par,
jab paas hote hain woh to hum betaab rehte hain…
door jaane par kyon unka ehsaas karte hain…
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samandar ko tha garoor gehraayi par apni..
aasmaan ko tha garv oonchaayi par apni…
sharm se zaar zaar ho gaye dono….

jab unhe bataayi humne dosti apni
Dil ki ye aarzoo thi koyi dilruba mile
Dekhen hamein naseeb se ab, apne kya mile
Ab tak to jo bhi dost mile, bewafa mile

Hamne udaasiyon mein guzaari hai zindagi
Lagta hai dar fareb bewafa se kabhi kabhi
Aisa na ho ke zakhm koyi phir naya mile
Ab tak to jo bhi dost mile bewafa mile

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he
hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar?
posted by murali shetty @ 7:37 AM   0 comments
Your Horoscope
4/21/07
SCORPIO - The AddictEXTREMELY adorable। Intelligent। Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.


VIRGO - The One that WaitsDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame OneNice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying.

ARIES - The LiarOutgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The WaterTrustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

GEMINI - IrresistibleNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


CANCER - The CutieMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.


PISCES - The Partner for LifeCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate LoverLove to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

TAURUS - The TrampAggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous OneSpontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give.Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.
posted by murali shetty @ 10:00 PM   0 comments
words that touch your heart
3/24/07

Sabko dost banane ki adat hai hamme, apani alag pehchan banane ki adat hai hamme,kitna bhi gehra jakaham de koi,utna hi jayada muskarane ki adat hai humme.

Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna,Nazaron se dur par dil ke paas rakhna,Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Hame ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata,milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata,seh lete hain har gham muskurakar,aur log kehte hian hame rona nahi aata.

Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,hame ek pal ki rahat nahi milti,mil to jati hai san kuch,bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti.

Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karoApne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karoLog muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hainApne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo.

Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne MainYoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee ZulfainUmar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main.

Dil Ko Manana agar Hota Aaasaaan,Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan,Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main,Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan.
posted by murali shetty @ 5:49 AM   0 comments
Wisdom Quotes
1/2/07
1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD after Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell-a-Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE? Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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posted by murali shetty @ 6:21 AM   0 comments
Hi.. Friends, spare 2 minutes and get refreshed.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

* Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

* Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

* Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

* Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

* Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

* It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

* Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

* Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

* Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein


* Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

* What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
posted by murali shetty @ 6:13 AM   0 comments
lovely shayaries
12/25/06
Zindagi me kuch na mila humko to kya gam hai, Aapki dosti mili humko ye kya kam hai, Aapke dil me ek chotisi jagah jo pa lu, To woh jagah TAJ MAHAL se kya kam hai.

Dil-e-nadaan tujhe hua kya hai, akhir is dard ki dawa kya hai. Humko un ke wafa ki hai umeed, jo nahin jante wafa kya hai.

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, Prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya, Koine kadar kya chee amari, Ame to bus yaado saathe ramta thai gaya.

Hum ruthe to kiske bharose, Kaun hai jo aayega hume manane ke liye, Ho sakta hai taras aa bhi jayee unko, Par dil kahaa se laau unse ruth jaane ke liye.

Shnehi nu Milan jetlu madhur chee, A sneh thi dil churchur chee, Aakash ne dhara aam to nathi malta, Toy kshitiz nu naam mashur chee.

Naa jane yeh nazre kyu udas raheti hai, Najane inhe kis ki talash raheti hai, Ye jankar ke bhi ki woh kismat mai nahi, Phir bhi unko paane ki aas kyu hoti hai.


Har Phul Ki Ajab Kahani Hai,Chup Rehna Bhi Pyar Ki Nishani Hai,Kahi Koi Zakham Nahi Phir Bhi Kyu Ye Daar Ka Ehsas Hai,Lagta Hai Mere Dil Ka Tukda Kisike Paaaaas Hai.

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posted by murali shetty @ 2:57 AM   0 comments
funny shayaries
12/23/06
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To ......... ki kasam MUMBAI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua ? Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya.

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Mhais ghus jaye.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.


Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahuncheaur khuda tumse
puche, Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???
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posted by murali shetty @ 7:02 AM   0 comments
COLLECTION OF SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT..
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.

Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare, tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na kare....!!

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya. Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya. Intezar To Sab Karte He, Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se, ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

Har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai..Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE,Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUKOO,Ur INOCENCE can b compared 2a KID,but in STUPIDITY... U'hv no comparison! U R D BEST....Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai. Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale Aate Hai. Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair. Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai.Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat 's' se ki.S se SURAJS se SUBAHS se SWAGATS se SAAZS se SANGITpar fir 's' se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki 's' se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth 's' se SAANS, SASURAL,SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur 'SANKAT' ho gaya .To hum 's' se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye 's' se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Ek sardar ki umbrella mein hole tha. kisine puchha pape umbrella me hole kyon? sardar bola oye barish ayegi to pata kese chalega!!!!

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!'

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai. Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai, Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..e hai..

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

Khuda se thoda reham khareed lete, aapke zakhmon ka marham khareed lete, agar kahin bikti khusiyan meri, to saari bech kar aapka har gum khareed lete.

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

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posted by murali shetty @ 6:52 AM   0 comments
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